Push up bra: I’ve got boobs, and I know how to use them.
Black bra: I like how I look.
Red bra: I am out for trouble… the fun kind of trouble.
Shaves everything: I think there’s a chance someone will touch me.
Shaves legs: Standard condition.
Doesn’t shave legs: I am deliberately taking sex off the table.
Hair parted at one o’clock: Normal condition.
Hair parted at two o’clock: KISS ME, I’M A HOMO!
Total confidence: I think we could fuck/ be friends.
Falling all over myself: Smitten kitten.